Well, you see there was this neighborhood that had a priest, a minister, and
a rabbi who lived near each other. One summer afternoon the priest went out
and bought himself a new car, and the minister and rabbi, not to be outdone,
did the same.
The next day the priest went out and blessed his car. The minister
hired a crane and baptized his car in a swimming pool. The rabbi, after
thinking seriously for a bit, got a hacksaw and cut three inches off the end
of the tail pipe.